i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around
none of my popular text posts even involve puns
actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their dashboard and i can just nod smugly at them tomorrow morning
(via iamhiddlebatched)
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(Source: jourdonnais, via alquimistafandelenanoelric)
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
(via baka-chop)